Based America
Solid Red / XS
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Based America
$21.15
Sale price
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Regular price
Washington's Christmas Surprise: No Presents, Just Corpses
Christmas night, 1776. The Hessians slept off their eggnog. Washington crossed the frozen Delaware and delivered the true American spirit: surprise, motherfuckers.
Liberty wasn't negotiated over tea and cookies. It was taken in the dark while the other side slept.
Based. Edgy. Historically accurate. Unapologetically American.
Premium fit cotton tee. A Cool Booby Original.
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